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circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE


Okay, we are going to have a doctor’s appointment and then after that we can probably tell people so just hang in there, please.

(Source: bodiebroadus)

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

(Source: cis-phobia)


New Captain America: The Winter Soldier Stills

(Source: winterpatriot)

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

the-last-of-the-time-girls:

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

You are the future


(Source: precociouslittleshit)

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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Cute Blinking Unicorn