fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life


(Source: puck-quinn)

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

okayamelia:

“my real name is…. matt smith.”

the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

mira-of-sassgard:

m33wlin:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

image

seems legit

i ship it

(Source: davedirk)

I want to care, but I don’t. I look at you and all I feel is tired.
Elizabeth Scott (via amentaloutlet)

letslikemakememories:

watchtheskytonight:

satan-official:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

your waiting is over my friends

ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN

what the fuck is wrong with this website

(Source: basedmadoka)


tyleroakley:

(via “HOW I BROKE MY BODY”)

(Source: nicespins)

Cute Blinking Unicorn